Mister Owl, How many Q-tips DOES it take to make my ear stop itching?
I think someone is messing with my head- I keep finding this owl in different places, now he is nesting in the box above the toilet. He was supposed to be a clever way to store Q-tips, I think.
In my younger days I would have used him for Tootsie Pops, but I can’t have those any more.
So he just stares at me, and silently mocks my personal hygiene rituals.